So, you’ve decided that the Imperium of Man just isn’t your thing. The endless bureaucracy, the constant sermons, and that tiresome Imperial Creed - it’s all a bit much, right? If you’re yearning for the freedom of the warp and the promise of unlimited power, you’re in the right place. Follow this guide to becoming a Chaos Space Marine and let the galaxy tremble at your newfound heretical glory.
Step 1: Question Everything (Even the Emperor)
It all begins with doubt. Start by raising an eyebrow at the Emperor’s grand vision. Does his Imperial Truth really hold up, or does the idea of bending the knee to the Dark Gods sound a lot more appealing? Begin asking, “What if I didn’t spend my life scrubbing armor for a galaxy that doesn’t even know I exist?”
Step 2: Join a Legion (Choose Your Flavor of Heresy)
Not all Chaos Space Marines are the same, so pick your poison:
- Black Legion: Go big or go home. The poster boys of Chaos led by the infamous Abaddon the Despoiler.
- World Eaters: Do you love ripping things apart in a bloody rage? These are your guys.
- Thousand Sons: Fancy a bit of sorcery? Tzeentch has your back (and possibly your soul).
- Death Guard: If you’re into spreading plagues and watching your enemies decay, this is the life for you.
Step 3: Swear Allegiance to a Chaos God
The Ruinous Powers await your devotion, and each has its unique perks:
- Khorne: Blood for the Blood God!
- Tzeentch: Master of fate and magic.
- Nurgle: Papa Nurgle will bless you with unrelenting resilience (and a few extra boils).
- Slaanesh: Seek unparalleled pleasures and excess, though you might lose your sense of moderation.
Not sure? Start as an undivided Chaos worshipper and sample the buffet before choosing a favorite.
Step 4: Get Your Gear (And Some Spiky Bits)
No Chaos Space Marine is complete without some terrifying gear. Dust off your old power armor, add some jagged spikes, and maybe throw on a few skulls for good measure. Your new look should scream, “I’m here to conquer worlds and terrify loyalists!”
Step 5: Get Mutated (Optional but Recommended)
Heresy comes with perks like extra arms, glowing eyes, or even turning into a towering Daemon Prince. Embrace these gifts from the Dark Gods—sure, they might make wearing boots a challenge, but they’ll strike fear into your enemies!
Step 6: Find a Warband
Chaos is a team sport, so you’ll need some heretical comrades. Join a warband or start your own. Whether you’re teaming up with Night Lords for some terror tactics or buddying up with Alpha Legion for a bit of deception, you’ll need allies to help spread your dark gospel.
Step 7: Conquer, Pillage, and Scream Praise to the Dark Gods
Now comes the fun part. Take your newly corrupted self to the battlefields of the 41st millennium. Conquer Imperial worlds, desecrate holy relics, and bellow your undying devotion to the Ruinous Powers.
Final Thoughts: Chaos Has No End
Remember, the life of a Chaos Space Marine is one of constant battle, endless schemes, and the pursuit of ultimate power. The galaxy is your playground, and with the Dark Gods on your side, there’s nothing you can’t destroy.
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